Scientists Study MMORPG to Discover Society is Made-Up of Cowardly Pansies

Scientists studied over 300,000 users from the MMORPG “Pardus” to gain insights into human behavior.  Study shows that people tend to respond only to positive interaction. While that may seem obvious, it goes onto point out that people will tend to ignore negative actions, like being declared an “enemy”, instead of reciprocating.  In OTHER WORDS, people are sissy cowards who don’t know how to fight back against their adversaries.  All the more evidence that mankind is ripe for conquest!  HA Ha ha ha ha!