10 Technologies That Should Be Extinct (But Aren't).... More evidence of my superiority, I only use one of them!

See the damming evidence of mankind’s humiliatingly slow progress!  You should be ashamed of yourself, using old out-dated technology.  Upgrading all your technology every 6 months is the only way to keep your pitiful social standing above “outcast”. 

No!  That isn’t a cathode-ray tube monitor on my desk…. it’s uh… uh… uh… my aquarium!  That’s where I keep my man-eating piranas for nosy visitors who ask questions.